Club of Those Tired Since Birth – Statutes

1. We are born tired and we live to rest.
2. Love your bed as yourself.
3. Rest during the day to sleep at night.
4. If you see someone resting, help them.
5. Work is tiring.
6. Do not do today what you can do tomorrow.
7. Do as little as possible, and what must be done, have others done it.
8. Too much rest has never killed anyone.
9. When you feel like working, sit down and wait for it to pass.
10. The mantra "Work is Health" – is a lie.