A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died.

In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, „I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

„Good”, said God, „Sit at my right side.”

„Doberman”, God asked, „What do you believe in?”

The Doberman answered, „I believe int he love, care and protection of my master.”

„Aha”, said God, „You may sit on my left.”

God looked at the cat and asked, „And what do you believe in?”

The cat replied, „I believe you are sitting in my seat.”