2023
OCTOBER – DECEMBER
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied,
“Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.”
MAY – JULY
This man is sitting quietly reading his paper one morning peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
“What was that for?” asks the man.
“What is that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou on it?”
“Oh, Honey, don’t you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.”
The wife seems satisfied and goes off to work, feeling a bit sheepish. Three days later the man is sitting in his chair reading and his wife repeats the frying-pan swatting.
“What’s that for this time?” he asks.
“Your horse rang!”
FEBRUARY – APRIL
Once you understand why
- the pizza is made round
- packed in a square box and
- eaten as a triangle…
Then you will understand women!